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“I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.”
— Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via uncomfortablyaverage)

robotindisguise:

 

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

(Source: 7hesevenhills)

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via robotindisguise)

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

(via tubagodd)

Anonymous said: describe your dream guy

ianstagram:

Tall, dark, handsome, well read.  2500 attack points and 2100 defense points. 

image

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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jirachipng:

inumuzu:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

why is it shaped like a horse

"im so hungry i could eat a horse"

(via tubagodd)